I love her madjesty

The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals & she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything! During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was furiously playing with himself! "Oh my!" said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I'm sorry Your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition & is only following Doctors orders. His body produces to much semen & his testicles keep overfilling. He has to keep doing that 5 times a day or they maybe in danger of exploding!" The Queen said "Oh! I see. Let's continue!"

On the next floor they pass a room where a young Nurse was giving a male patient a b*** job! "Good grief" said the Queen, "What on earth is happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but this man is with BUPA!"

Guess who I have been listening to?

lives in edinburgh
just across the road
sometimes my stereo and in my aching bones
its on the sugar hill and in your ringtone

shake those windows
songs and songs and beats and rums in life
this blackout it just helps to love those clear night skies

just let the record play and bring it back again
you can't appreciate what we were into then
in two seconds the beat was recognised
and all the old school heads nodded back in time
and though we just met i've known you all my life

shake those windows
songs and songs and beats and rums in life
this blackout it just helps to love those clear night skies

just let the record play and bring it back again
you can't appreciate what we were into then
just let the record play and bring it back again
you can't appreciate what we were into then

just let the record play and bring it back again
you can't appreciate what we were into then
just let the record play and bring it back again
you can't appreciate what we were into then

just let yourself go
just let yourself go
just let yourself go
just let yourself go

just let yourself go
just let yourself go
just let yourself go
just let yourself go

E to the P to the G

All the stevies of the world, well all the stevies I know. There are quite a few of them as well. This post is for you, I say hoorah for stevies. Stevies of all shapes and sizes, hairy (G), not hairy (E and L) and gay (P).

Can you tell I am bored at home on my own for 3 weeks, this sucks.

Bleddy Argo!

What a rubbish weekend. That is the worst performance I have seen for ages, absolute rubbish! Hull where not very good and had a man sent off.

To top it all off we have gone and lost against Brighton today. Rubbishrubbishrubbish.

erm, I dont think that worked. this will look silly if it did or didn't

Well then

It has been quite a few months since i had this site up and running, but it should be ok now and updated regularly, rather than in 12 months time. Well as happens lots of stuff has happened since I last wrote on this site and I cannot be bothered to say what has happened as it will take forever. I will however now keep everyone informed of what is happening in the world of me from now on, not that anyone will be interested! sorry about the wait. xxxxx

Hello peeps

Welcome to my blog, an idea given after reading my brothers one. Sad I know, but I am not going to let him have anything that I do not so there Rod!!! Stay online for the match report from the ITV's game of the weekend tomorrow evening. And if you do not manage to read it then don't forget to watch the championship on Sunday morning (10:30 am, ITV). Laters